By Lee Caplan
I was going to write a joke about being lazy but I decided it was too much work.
If Vans opened up a store for little kids it would be called mini-Vans.
What did Tom Brokaw say when he lost his virginity? “This just in.”
College parties during medieval times must have been crazy. People got stoned to death.
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