By Lee Caplan
I had a newspaper thrown at me once. That must be why they call it hard-hitting news.
I was staring at my friends stomach so he asked me why. I told him I was on weight watchers.
Astronauts have terrible commitment issues. They always need there space.
I have always wondered why salsa dancing doesn’t involve tortilla chips.
I think that janitors took the saying “stay in school” way to seriously.
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