Lee Caplan’s Jokes Of The Week

By Lee Caplan

I had a newspaper thrown at me once. That must be why they call it hard-hitting news.

I was staring at my friends stomach so he asked me why. I told him I was on weight watchers.

Astronauts have terrible commitment issues. They always need there space.

I have always wondered why salsa dancing doesn’t involve tortilla chips.

I think that janitors took the saying “stay in school” way to seriously.

Follow Lee Caplan On Twitter: @Leebustacap

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2 Responses to Lee Caplan’s Jokes Of The Week

  1. avetrone2015 says:

    these are good. keep it up

  2. Celina Costa says:

    Good stuff except you spelled *their wrong in the astronauts joke lol.

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