By Lee Caplan
I could never do stand-up comedy in an airport because I always bomb.
The “All American Rejects” would be a cool band name for people who have been deported.
If I ever had to insult Steven Hawking, I would probably say “I don’t like your tone.”
Upon reviewing the Pistorius trial, I have come to the conclusion that he does not have a leg to stand on.
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