Lee Caplan’s Jokes Of The Week

By Lee Caplan

I could never do stand-up comedy in an airport because I always bomb.

The “All American Rejects” would be a cool band name for people who have been deported.

If I ever had to insult Steven Hawking, I would probably say “I don’t like your tone.”

Upon reviewing the Pistorius trial, I have come to the conclusion that he does not have a leg to stand on.

Follow Lee Caplan On Twitter: @Leebustacap

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